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**FAN FINAL FIZZ** QTR FOUR (4): Joy & Despair…

In the final instalment, our Fizzing Footy Fans take us through their post-game journeys of joy & despair. No brother will be left to rot in prison, no house party will be located and maybe, just maybe, a lifelong mate (& Collingwood fan) will get decked by his lifelong friend… You can lock your front door, but it will still get kicked in. Huge thanks to all our guests! Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au

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